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BREAKING: Trump Crowned “Asshole of the Century” by American Proctologists

BREAKING: Trump Crowned “Asshole of the Century” by American Proctologists

BARK THE WALL: U.S. Border Patrol Begins Deporting Mexican Dogs in Latest Immigration Crackdown

BARK THE WALL: U.S. Border Patrol Begins Deporting Mexican Dogs in Latest Immigration Crackdown

“President Trump Declares War on Holidays: Juneteenth ‘Too Expensive,’ Suggests Americans Celebrate Emancipation While Working Overtime”

“President Trump Declares War on Holidays: Juneteenth ‘Too Expensive,’ Suggests Americans Celebrate Emancipation While Working Overtime”

Trump Severs Lifeline to LGBTQ Youth—This Isn’t Policy, It’s Cruelty

Trump Severs Lifeline to LGBTQ Youth—This Isn’t Policy, It’s Cruelty

BREAKING: Senate GOP Launches Investigation Into Biden’s Age… Even Though He’s Not the President Anymore

BREAKING: Senate GOP Launches Investigation Into Biden’s Age… Even Though He’s Not the President Anymore

TRUMP TEASES WORLD WAR III LIKE IT'S A SEASON FINALE

TRUMP TEASES WORLD WAR III LIKE IT'S A SEASON FINALE

The Supreme Court Just Legalized Discrimination. Trans Kids Deserve Better.

The Supreme Court Just Legalized Discrimination. Trans Kids Deserve Better.

Operation Chaos: Trump’s Deportation Drama Hits Blue States Like a Ton of Red Hats

Operation Chaos: Trump’s Deportation Drama Hits Blue States Like a Ton of Red Hats

BREAKING: Trump Disbands His Own Russia Task Force — Because, Well… Russia

BREAKING: Trump Disbands His Own Russia Task Force — Because, Well… Russia

Nuclear Safety Fired by Email: Trump’s Radioactive Deregulation Comedy

Nuclear Safety Fired by Email: Trump’s Radioactive Deregulation Comedy

Trump Launches New Phone Venture: The Perfect Device for People Who Hate Being Monitored… Unless It’s by Trump

Trump Launches New Phone Venture: The Perfect Device for People Who Hate Being Monitored… Unless It’s by Trump

The Great American Anti-Coronation: Trump Throws Himself a Parade, America Throws Him Shade

The Great American Anti-Coronation: Trump Throws Himself a Parade, America Throws Him Shade

Pentagon Confirms Secret Plan to Invade Greenland — Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now

Pentagon Confirms Secret Plan to Invade Greenland — Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now

Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)

Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)

Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip

Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip

OPINION: No Kings — The Protest That MAGA Can't Handle

OPINION: No Kings — The Protest That MAGA Can't Handle

Rand Paul’s “Incredibly Petty” Picnic Drama: The RSVP Heard Round The Swamp

Rand Paul’s “Incredibly Petty” Picnic Drama: The RSVP Heard Round The Swamp

RFK Jr. & Malone Propose Replacing CDC Vaccine Committee with Facebook Comment Section

RFK Jr. & Malone Propose Replacing CDC Vaccine Committee with Facebook Comment Section

Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train

Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train

🚇 All Aboard the Ego Express: Republicans Want to Rename D.C. Metro the "Trump Train"

🚇 All Aboard the Ego Express: Republicans Want to Rename D.C. Metro the "Trump Train"

TRUMP TO HIJACK ARMY’S 250th BIRTHDAY WITH A GIANT, FLAG-WRAPPED EGO PARADE

TRUMP TO HIJACK ARMY’S 250th BIRTHDAY WITH A GIANT, FLAG-WRAPPED EGO PARADE

Silencing the Truth: ABC News Just Showed Us What Cowardice Looks Like

Silencing the Truth: ABC News Just Showed Us What Cowardice Looks Like

The GOPocalypse Is Now: A Satirical Survival Guide to America’s Absurd New Normal

The GOPocalypse Is Now: A Satirical Survival Guide to America’s Absurd New Normal

Operation Showboats in the Streets: Trump’s Military Theatre in LA

Operation Showboats in the Streets: Trump’s Military Theatre in LA

"If They Spit, We Will Hit": Trump’s Law & Order—Some Restrictions Apply

"If They Spit, We Will Hit": Trump’s Law & Order—Some Restrictions Apply

June 14th: No Kings Day vs. Trump’s Birthday Military Parade—Coincidence?

June 14th: No Kings Day vs. Trump’s Birthday Military Parade—Coincidence?

Trump Launches ‘Trump Accounts’ for Babies: Because Nothing Says Financial Security Like Betting Your Kid’s Future on the Stock Market

Trump Launches ‘Trump Accounts’ for Babies: Because Nothing Says Financial Security Like Betting Your Kid’s Future on the Stock Market

“This Is a Coup in Slow Motion”: Trump Deploys National Guard to Los Angeles, Igniting Constitutional Crisis

“This Is a Coup in Slow Motion”: Trump Deploys National Guard to Los Angeles, Igniting Constitutional Crisis

Big Brother's Big Letdown: MAGA Realizes They’re in the Database Too

Big Brother's Big Letdown: MAGA Realizes They’re in the Database Too

“Cut Our Funding? Cute. We’ll Just Charge You for the Oxygen.”

“Cut Our Funding? Cute. We’ll Just Charge You for the Oxygen.”

Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats

Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where Democracy Goes to Die (and Tap Dance)

Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where Democracy Goes to Die (and Tap Dance)

When Fiction Stops Feeling Fictional: Watching The Handmaid’s Tale in 2025

When Fiction Stops Feeling Fictional: Watching The Handmaid’s Tale in 2025

Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)

Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)

Trump’s War on California’s Brain Cells: Cutting Funds, Not the Crap

Trump’s War on California’s Brain Cells: Cutting Funds, Not the Crap

MAGA Meltdown: Bannon Wants Elon Deported After Epstein Bombshell

MAGA Meltdown: Bannon Wants Elon Deported After Epstein Bombshell

Musk vs. Trump Goes Galactic: Impeachment, Space Drama & Epstein Grenades

Musk vs. Trump Goes Galactic: Impeachment, Space Drama & Epstein Grenades

Big Beautiful Bill”: A Masterclass in Authoritarianism Disguised as Patriotism

Big Beautiful Bill”: A Masterclass in Authoritarianism Disguised as Patriotism

Trump Declares War on Trains: $4 Billion Slap at California's Future

Trump Declares War on Trains: $4 Billion Slap at California's Future

BREAKING: Biden Used a Pen. Republicans Demand Nuremberg 2.0.

BREAKING: Biden Used a Pen. Republicans Demand Nuremberg 2.0.

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Reading Comprehension: A Tale of Unread Pages and Unforeseen Consequences

Marjorie Taylor Greene's Reading Comprehension: A Tale of Unread Pages and Unforeseen Consequences

Welcome to America! That’ll Be $1,000, Please.

Welcome to America! That’ll Be $1,000, Please.

Cutting HIV Vaccine Funding? Trump’s Admin Just Set Fire to Public Health—Again.

Cutting HIV Vaccine Funding? Trump’s Admin Just Set Fire to Public Health—Again.

The Gay Boat Was Just Too Much: Trump’s Defense Dept. Declares War on Pride (And History)

The Gay Boat Was Just Too Much: Trump’s Defense Dept. Declares War on Pride (And History)

Plungers, Pride, and Pretzels: A Nation Debates Who's Allowed to Fix the Sink

Plungers, Pride, and Pretzels: A Nation Debates Who's Allowed to Fix the Sink

Texas Secedes, Instantly Declares Bankruptcy, Blames Drag Queens

Texas Secedes, Instantly Declares Bankruptcy, Blames Drag Queens

The Reckoning Is Here: When Satire Becomes Policy

The Reckoning Is Here: When Satire Becomes Policy

America's Most Wanted (Prescription): The Pharma Avengers Assemble

America's Most Wanted (Prescription): The Pharma Avengers Assemble

“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game

“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game

The One Big Beautiful Bill: A Masterpiece of Fiscal Fabulism

The One Big Beautiful Bill: A Masterpiece of Fiscal Fabulism

Joni Ernst Unveils Revolutionary Healthcare Plan: Mortality for All

Joni Ernst Unveils Revolutionary Healthcare Plan: Mortality for All

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Jun

BREAKING: Trump Crowned “Asshole of the Century” by American Proctologists

2 min read

20

Jun

BARK THE WALL: U.S. Border Patrol Begins Deporting Mexican Dogs in Latest Immigration Crackdown

2 min read

20

Jun

“President Trump Declares War on Holidays: Juneteenth ‘Too Expensive,’ Suggests Americans Celebrate Emancipation While Working Overtime”

2 min read

19

Jun

Trump Severs Lifeline to LGBTQ Youth—This Isn’t Policy, It’s Cruelty

2 min read

19

Jun

BREAKING: Senate GOP Launches Investigation Into Biden’s Age… Even Though He’s Not the President Anymore

2 min read