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Dictatorship Lite™: Trump Uses DOJ to Investigate the Woman Who Beat Him in Court—Because He Can

Trump weaponizes DOJ to go after NY AG Letitia James—the woman who beat him in court—because revenge is the only policy he hasn’t flip-flopped on. Welcome to the Banana MAGA Republic.

I Told You So: Trump’s Evangelical Crusade Just Proved the Theocracy Is Already Here

Trump’s latest faith-based policies confirm what we warned about: Christian nationalism isn’t hypothetical—it’s official. Churches can now endorse candidates, and the line between faith and law is vanishing fast.

God, Guns, and Gilead: Doug Wilson, Project 2025, and the Real-Life Handmaid’s Tale Taking Shape in America

Doug Wilson’s Christian nationalist agenda and Project 2025 are turning religious extremism into public policy. If we don’t defend the wall between church and state now, we may wake up in a real-life Handmaid’s Tale.

Trump’s DOJ Opens a Time Portal to 2016—Because Apparently That’s Easier Than Governing in 2025

Trump’s Justice Department, led by America’s favorite Florida retiree cosplay queen Pam Bondi, is launching a grand jury probe into the origins of the Russia investigation—because why not weaponize nostalgia and federal law enforcement?

Free George Santos! Says MTG, Who’s Apparently Now the Patron Saint of Felons

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants George Santos pardoned, calling his 7-year sentence a “grave injustice.” Because in MAGA-land, crime is only bad if you’re poor, brown, or vote blue. Fraud? That’s just Republican flair.

Trump Fires Jobs Chief for Telling the Truth — Employment Numbers Now Subject to Executive Approval

After a “disrespectful” July jobs report, President Trump fired the nation’s top labor statistician and replaced her with someone who “doesn’t make sad graphs.” Welcome to the Ministry of Jobaganda.

The Republican Party Just Killed Public Media—Because an Educated America Is Their Worst Nightmare

The GOP didn’t cut funding to PBS and NPR to save money—they did it to silence facts, punish education, and erase the public’s right to know.

GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast: Tariffs, Tyrants, and a Big Mac Meltdown

Tariffs, tantrums, and totalitarian thirst traps — this week’s GOPocalypse Roast covers Trump’s economic dumpster fire, mass deportation drama, and Project 2025’s latest creep toward fascism. Welcome to the satire survival guide you didn’t know you needed.

Beefflation 2025: When a Pound of Meat Out-Earns You

Ground beef now costs $6.12 a pound—almost an hour’s pay at minimum wage. But President Trump says we’re “winning.” If by winning, he means we can’t afford tacos without a payday loan, then yes—victory never tasted so overcooked.

Trump’s Tariff Tantrum: Now With 100% More Stupidity

Trump says tariffs bring in $2B a day and save U.S. factories. Reality? Prices are up, jobs are down, and you're footing the bill. It’s not economic policy—it’s economic cosplay.

The Grand Distraction: Russia Hoax vs. Epstein Files

Facing renewed scrutiny over Epstein, Trump dusts off the old Russia “hoax” playbook—now starring Tulsi Gabbard. Theatrics, lies, and diversions.

Trump’s New Dating App? ICE-Ex™: Swipe Left, Then Deport

Breakups are rough—but under Trump, revenge comes with a deportation form. This satirical deep dive exposes how ICE became the newest tool for petty exes and political cruelty.

Trump’s Bold New Workplace Safety Plan: “Just Don’t Get Hurt, Losers”

Trump is gutting OSHA protections, turning job sites into danger zones. This satirical exposé digs up the truth behind his deadly deregulation spree.

The GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast

From ‘whoopin’ Putin to wholesale diplomatic cleanouts, this week’s political news delivered prime roast material. Let’s dig into the juiciest top five spectacles ripe for satire.