Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)

In his ongoing war against both democracy and the United States Postal Service, Donald Trump tried (again) to issue an executive order that basically said:

“No mail-in ballots unless you deliver them by hand, via carrier pigeon, or personally escorted by ICE agents.”

But a federal judge in Massachusetts took one look at it and said:
“Absolutely not. Sit down, sir.”

🕵️‍♂️ THE PLAN: PAPERWORK OR GET OUT

Trump’s plan would have:

• Required proof of citizenship to register to vote. Because clearly everyone keeps a passport, birth certificate, and notarized copy of their baby footprint in a fireproof safe next to the beer fridge.
• Rejected any mail-in ballot arriving after Election Day. That’s right: If your mail got delayed because Todd the USPS driver took an extra lunch break — tough luck, your vote doesn’t count.

🏛 THE COURT: "WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED THE CONSTITUTION"

The judge gently reminded the Trump team that elections are run by the states, not the Executive Office of Whatever-We’re-Calling-It-This-Week.

Demanding federal proof of citizenship? Illegal.
Messing with state-run ballot deadlines? Also illegal.
Wasting everyone's time while pretending to be the Election Fairy Godmother? Illegal AND annoying.

🎯 THE REAL MOTTO: "IF YOU CAN'T WIN, SUPPRESS"

Of course, this isn’t really about voter security.
This is about Trump doing his usual:

• Lose votes ➔ cry fraud.
• Make up rules ➔ get sued.
• Lose lawsuits ➔ call judges "radical left Marxist communists."

Rinse, repeat, fundraise.

💡 IF TRUMP WROTE THE RULES:

• Bring 17 forms of ID.
• Prove you were born on U.S. soil.
• Submit DNA samples from both parents.
• Swear allegiance to Trump 2025 merchandise.
• Pay $150,000 "processing fee" to his PAC.

📺 COMING SOON:

"TRUMP v. THE MAIL: RETURN TO SENDER"
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