Trump’s “Made in America” Phone Is Made in Not-America—Oops

“Tariffs! Bring back jobs! Buy American!” — Trump, before selling you a phone made in China.

In today’s episode of “Hypocrisy with Extra RAM,” Donald Trump unveiled a new cell phone branded with his name, MAGA slogans, and a big patriotic pitch about supporting American workers. There’s just one small glitch: it’s not made in America. AP News

Yes, the very man who declared war on foreign manufacturing and slapped tariffs on everything from Canadian lumber to your grandma’s blender is now pushing a phone that’s manufactured overseas.

The Great MAGA Mobile

Trump’s $499 “Freedom Phone” (because “Grift Phone” didn’t make it past marketing) comes preloaded with conservative apps, Truth Social access, and likely a few spyware surprises courtesy of whichever offshore factory assembled it.

When asked if it was made in America, Trump gave a response best described as “patriotically vague.”

“It’s a beautiful phone. Many people are saying it’s the most American phone ever made—maybe not mademade, but certainly sold by a very American person.”

“He slapped tariffs on your toaster but outsourced his own product. Business genius!”

Flip-Flop Factory Tour

Let’s remember: Trump made “bring back American jobs” his whole shtick. Tariffs? He loved them. Screamed about China? Daily. Blamed Biden for outsourcing? Constantly.

But when it came time to launch his own phone brand?

Boom—foreign manufacturing.

This is like opening a restaurant called “Buy Local” and sourcing your ingredients from a vending machine in Macau.

“He wanted a phone that said ‘America First,’ but apparently meant ‘Assembly Second.’”

“Scream ‘America First,’ then ship the assembly line to Shenzhen. Classic Trump.”

The Free Market of Lies

To recap:

• He railed against globalism.
• Pushed tariffs that tanked U.S. manufacturing supply chains.
• Then turned around and sold a phone likely made by the same companies he once accused of "stealing our jobs."

It’s capitalism, Trump-style: scream about the swamp, then build a luxury resort in it.

“MAGA isn’t about manufacturing. It’s about merchandising.”

Final Thought: Scam Likely

The Trump phone is not just a product. It’s a metaphor: loud, cheap, outsourced, and designed to fail as soon as the warranty expires.

It doesn’t matter where it was made—it matters who’s buying it.

And if you’re still buying what Trump’s selling, you might want to check if the charging port is located somewhere near your wallet.

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Footnote: Trump continues to monetize the presidency, directly profiting from the MAGA brand he built. From phones to perfume, the former president’s White House grift machine relies on leveraging his time in power to sell products—many of which, ironically, contradict the very policies he championed. ‘America First’ has always been ‘Trump First.’