Terms of Service

Last updated: July 17, 2025

Welcome to GOPocalypse Now — the political satire site that blends facts with flaming sarcasm.

By accessing this website, you agree to the following:

1. Content

All content on this site is satirical in nature, but rooted in factual reporting. It’s intended for informational and entertainment purposes only. We do our best to get the facts right before we roast them.

We are not responsible for:

• Your political discomfort
• Offended uncles
• Sudden urges to vote

2. Intellectual Property

All original text, images, and designs are the property of GOPocalypse Now unless otherwise noted. You may quote or share posts, but please link back and don’t claim our jokes as your own — that’s worse than plagiarism; it’s tacky.

3. User Conduct

Comments and submissions must not be hateful, harassing, spammy, or legally actionable. We believe in free speech. We also believe in blocking trolls.

4. External Links

We sometimes link to third-party sites. We’re not responsible for their content, cookies, or cursed pop-ups.

5. Disclaimer

This is a satire site. It is not affiliated with any political campaign, government agency, or angry ex-president. Views expressed are those of the authors.