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A serious President Donald Trump stands at a podium flanked by American flags, holding a bottle labeled “SELF TANN” in one hand while pointing assertively with the other.

Trump Declares War on Foreign Metal, Demands US Steel be Made Only from American Bald Eagle Tears

In his latest attempt to rescue American steel (and maybe his complexion), President Trump raged against the proposed sale of U.S. Steel to Japan’s Nippon Steel—armed with a bottle of self-tanner and a very loose grip on how business acquisitions work.
Rob Yanes 31 May 2025

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