Trump’s Meme Coin Gala: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Gold-Plated Golf Cart
Trump’s meme coin gala featured filet mignon, foreign investors, and a deleted White House tour invite—because nothing says ethics like crypto-funded caviar.
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“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game
In this satirical take, DHS launches “Operation Mad Libs” and arrests a man over a letter he couldn’t have written—while Secretary Kristi Noem investigates on horseback with a mailbag and a pen from Staples. Yes, really. Sort of. Not at all. It’s satire.
The One Big Beautiful Bill: A Masterpiece of Fiscal Fabulism
In a legislative tour de force that has left economists clutching their calculators and fact-checkers weeping into their spreadsheets, the House of Representatives has narrowly passed the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" (OBBBA). This sweeping legislation, touted as a panacea for all that ails the nation, promises tax
Trump Declares War on Foreign Metal, Demands US Steel be Made Only from American Bald Eagle Tears
In his latest attempt to rescue American steel (and maybe his complexion), President Trump raged against the proposed sale of U.S. Steel to Japan’s Nippon Steel—armed with a bottle of self-tanner and a very loose grip on how business acquisitions work.