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Robotic hand signs bill as MAGA Republicans panic with subpoenas. Trump sits on a gold throne behind them with dollar signs and a Project 2025 to-do list.

BREAKING: Biden Used a Pen. Republicans Demand Nuremberg 2.0.

Trump has Attorney General Pam Bondi and White House Counsel David Warrington investigating whether Joe Biden used an autopen. Yes, a pen. Meanwhile, the House GOP is demanding sworn testimony from every sentient being who saw Biden drink a glass of water. Democracy dies in dysfunction.

Burning American flag with money in flames, symbolizing chaos from budget cuts

The Reckoning Is Here: When Satire Becomes Policy

Trump’s latest budget proposal isn’t just numbers on a page—it’s Project 2025 in disguise. From gutting Medicaid and veterans’ care to slashing disaster relief and food assistance, this bill doesn’t just target “others”—it’s coming for you. Here’s what you need to know before it’s too late.

Satirical black-and-white collage of six political figures each labeled with a drug: Adderall, Ketamine, Heroin, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Meth.

America's Most Wanted (Prescription): The Pharma Avengers Assemble

Who needs a political party when you’ve got a pharmacological personality? Meet the all-American cabinet of controlled chaos.

Satirical cartoon of a giant blimp shaped like Trump’s head labeled “Air Force Won” floating above cheering supporters as an ethics advisor runs away clutching a document.

Trump Unveils New Air Force One: A Blimp Shaped Like His Head

By Bob Robertson, Chief Correspondent for Aeronautical Egos and Floating Delusions In a bold leap forward for vanity and backward for aviation safety, President Donald J. Trump has announced that the next presidential aircraft will not be a plane—but rather, a blimp shaped exactly like his own head. “It’

Satirical cartoon of Trump at a gala tossing gold coins while smiling guests look on and an ethics advisor holds a concerned expression and a document labeled "ETHICS."

Trump’s Meme Coin Gala: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Gold-Plated Golf Cart

Trump’s meme coin gala featured filet mignon, foreign investors, and a deleted White House tour invite—because nothing says ethics like crypto-funded caviar.

Cartoon of Kristi Noem on horseback inside DHS headquarters, holding a suspicious letter with a stern expression in front of the Homeland Security seal.

“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game

In this satirical take, DHS launches “Operation Mad Libs” and arrests a man over a letter he couldn’t have written—while Secretary Kristi Noem investigates on horseback with a mailbag and a pen from Staples. Yes, really. Sort of. Not at all. It’s satire.

A gold-plated fighter jet rains tax forms over a crumbling U.S. Capitol, with flames and a tattered American flag in the background, symbolizing satirical fiscal chaos.

The One Big Beautiful Bill: A Masterpiece of Fiscal Fabulism

In a legislative tour de force that has left economists clutching their calculators and fact-checkers weeping into their spreadsheets, the House of Representatives has narrowly passed the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" (OBBBA). This sweeping legislation, touted as a panacea for all that ails the nation, promises tax