Pentagon Confirms Secret Plan to Invade Greenland — Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now
Pentagon admits bizarre Greenland invasion plans while Hegseth leaks military strikes on family chat. Congress melts down. You seriously can't make this up.
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Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)
Trump tried to make voting harder than renewing your license. A federal judge reminded him the Constitution still exists. Spoiler: Trump loses (again).
OPINION: No Kings — The Protest That MAGA Can't Handle
The No Kings protests aren't about tantrums — they're about defending democracy from the authoritarian rot MAGA keeps spreading. This isn’t a game. This is the line.
Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train
Mike Johnson is warning his MAGA base that if Democrats retake the House, Trump could face a third impeachment and see his entire MAGA agenda crumble. We say: let’s make it happen.
Silencing the Truth: ABC News Just Showed Us What Cowardice Looks Like
ABC News has parted ways with veteran journalist Terry Moran after he publicly criticized Trump and Stephen Miller. The firing raises urgent questions about press freedom, media cowardice, and what it really means to speak truth in a time of rising authoritarianism.
The GOPocalypse Is Now: A Satirical Survival Guide to America’s Absurd New Normal
Welcome to the GOPocalypse, where facts are fake, logic is outlawed, and Uncle Sam needs a therapist. This satirical op-ed breaks down the political absurdity of our time—from MAGA cosplay to gas stove crusades—with sharp humor and a side of fire. Buckle up. It’s democracy’s weirdest season yet.
June 14th: No Kings Day vs. Trump’s Birthday Military Parade—Coincidence?
Trump’s throwing himself a military parade in D.C. on June 14—Flag Day, the Army’s 250th birthday, and No Kings Day. Guess which one he thinks it’s about?