Trump’s Bold New Workplace Safety Plan: “Just Don’t Get Hurt, Losers”
Trump is gutting OSHA protections, turning job sites into danger zones. This satirical exposé digs up the truth behind his deadly deregulation spree.
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Alcatraz 2.0: Trump’s MAGA Prison Island Plans Include Gold Toilets, Fox News in Every Cell
Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison. It's not just absurd—it's illegal, performative, and a chilling glimpse at authoritarian fantasy.
The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition
MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?
Trump’s Inflation Explosion: How a “Stable Genius” Blew Up the Economy With Tariffs, Tantrums, and Trickle-Down Stupidity
Trump lit the match, doused the Fed in gasoline, and now wants Jerome Powell to “cut rates” while the whole economy burns. Spoiler: It’s not working.
Trump to America’s Kids: Go Read a Tweet—Your After‑School Program Is Cancelled
Trump’s Department of Education just froze $6 billion in after-school funding, leaving 1.4 million low-income kids stranded—because apparently tutoring immigrant kids is now “woke.”
Project 2025: The Christian Nationalist Blueprint to Dismantle Democracy
Project 2025 is more than a policy proposal—it's a theocratic coup in a red, white, and Bible-wrapped box. Here's what Trump and the Heritage Foundation have planned.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Launches “America Party,” Declares War on Trump, Pants, and Budget Math
Elon Musk just launched the “America Party” to take on Trump, ditch pants, and reinvent democracy with crypto, AI, and a Neuralink-powered meme army.