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Trump Economy

Donald Trump in a red “Trump Was Right About Everything” hat stands beside a shrinking jobs chart labeled 22,000, with piles of pink slip notices at his feet.

Trump Wears “Right About Everything” Hat While the Jobs Report Proves He’s Wrong About, Well, Everything

Trump’s “Right About Everything” hat met reality with August’s weak jobs report: just 22,000 jobs, rising unemployment, and White House spin. If he’s right about everything, then bankrupt casinos count as “winning.”

Beef price inflation 2025 satire — steak price label and dollar bills

Beefflation 2025: When a Pound of Meat Out-Earns You

Ground beef now costs $6.12 a pound—almost an hour’s pay at minimum wage. But President Trump says we’re “winning.” If by winning, he means we can’t afford tacos without a payday loan, then yes—victory never tasted so overcooked.