The GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast
From ‘whoopin’ Putin to wholesale diplomatic cleanouts, this week’s political news delivered prime roast material. Let’s dig into the juiciest top five spectacles ripe for satire.
Trump Administration
ICE Now Has Access to Your Medicaid Records — Because What Could Go Wrong?
ICE can now use Medicaid records to locate immigrants—even legal ones. Trump’s “healthcare policy” just became a deportation strategy with spreadsheets.
Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit
Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.
This Is How It Starts: America’s War on Immigrants Is a National Shame
Immigrants built this country—but MAGA leaders are vilifying them, again. From Irish hate to Everglades detention camps, history is repeating itself.
Welcome to Gaslight.gov: Trump Hijacks Covid.gov to Peddle Lab-Leak Lies
Covid.gov is now “Gaslight.gov.” Trump’s White House quietly replaced America’s COVID resource hub with a partisan page pushing the lab leak theory. What was once public health has become political revisionism. Here's what you need to know.
Trump Severs Lifeline to LGBTQ Youth—This Isn’t Policy, It’s Cruelty
The Trump administration just cut ties with 988’s LGBTQ suicide hotline option. This isn’t about budget or bureaucracy. It’s about erasing lives.
Trump Launches ‘Trump Accounts’ for Babies: Because Nothing Says Financial Security Like Betting Your Kid’s Future on the Stock Market
Trump is giving babies $1,000 “Trump Accounts” to invest in the stock market. Because nothing says infant financial stability like Nasdaq and Goldman Sachs. Capitalism, pacified.