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Trump Accounts

“Introducing Trump Accounts: Because nothing says ‘financial security’ like giving Wall Street your pacifier.”

Trump Launches ‘Trump Accounts’ for Babies: Because Nothing Says Financial Security Like Betting Your Kid’s Future on the Stock Market

Trump is giving babies $1,000 “Trump Accounts” to invest in the stock market. Because nothing says infant financial stability like Nasdaq and Goldman Sachs. Capitalism, pacified.
Bob Robertson 09 Jun 2025

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