The Grand Distraction: Russia Hoax vs. Epstein Files
Facing renewed scrutiny over Epstein, Trump dusts off the old Russia “hoax” playbook—now starring Tulsi Gabbard. Theatrics, lies, and diversions.
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Trump’s New Dating App? ICE-Ex™: Swipe Left, Then Deport
Breakups are rough—but under Trump, revenge comes with a deportation form. This satirical deep dive exposes how ICE became the newest tool for petty exes and political cruelty.
Trump’s Bold New Workplace Safety Plan: “Just Don’t Get Hurt, Losers”
Trump is gutting OSHA protections, turning job sites into danger zones. This satirical exposé digs up the truth behind his deadly deregulation spree.
Alcatraz 2.0: Trump’s MAGA Prison Island Plans Include Gold Toilets, Fox News in Every Cell
Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison. It's not just absurd—it's illegal, performative, and a chilling glimpse at authoritarian fantasy.
The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition
MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?
Trump’s Inflation Explosion: How a “Stable Genius” Blew Up the Economy With Tariffs, Tantrums, and Trickle-Down Stupidity
Trump lit the match, doused the Fed in gasoline, and now wants Jerome Powell to “cut rates” while the whole economy burns. Spoiler: It’s not working.
Trump to America’s Kids: Go Read a Tweet—Your After‑School Program Is Cancelled
Trump’s Department of Education just froze $6 billion in after-school funding, leaving 1.4 million low-income kids stranded—because apparently tutoring immigrant kids is now “woke.”