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The Epstein Files

Trumpocalypse Morning Roast: Stone Crab Authoritarianism, Epstein’s Birthday Note & Trump’s Global Tantrums

Trumpocalypse Morning Roast: Stone Crab Authoritarianism, Epstein’s Birthday Note & Trump’s Global Tantrums

Trump brags about 2,200 D.C. arrests over stone crab claws, denies writing Epstein’s creepy birthday note, freezes $5B in foreign aid, and pisses off allies. Plus, NATO scrambles jets as the world watches America’s chaos breakfast unfold.

Editorial image of a candle illuminating Epstein case files on a courtroom table, representing justice, transparency, and solidarity with survivors.

Commentary: Why This Trump–Epstein Document Matters

The disputed Trump–Epstein “birthday book” page is about more than politics. It’s about women who were exploited and silenced. I stand with survivors and call for truth and justice.

Satirical cartoon of Trump in wannabe dictator uniform holding a deflating “37% approval” balloon, with D.C. Guard trucks, Epstein file box, and censored Smithsonian exhibit in background.

Quinnipiac Poll: America Booed Trump’s D.C. Troop Stunt, and His Numbers Tanked

Quinnipiac’s latest poll is a masterclass in bad reviews: Trump’s approval sinks to 37%, 56% oppose his D.C. troop stunt, and 67% disapprove of his Epstein cover-up. Turns out, polyester patriotism doesn’t poll well.

A magic show stage with Trump and Tulsi in magician outfits pulling a “Russia” banner from a hat while Epstein files burn in the background.

The Grand Distraction: Russia Hoax vs. Epstein Files

Facing renewed scrutiny over Epstein, Trump dusts off the old Russia “hoax” playbook—now starring Tulsi Gabbard. Theatrics, lies, and diversions.

Confidential financial records with stacks of cash and a gold watch, symbolizing Epstein's billion-dollar transactions and elite protection by banks.

Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit

Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.

Cartoon image of Trump covering his eyes while folders labeled “Epstein Client List” fly around him, with the caption: “He doesn’t want you to see what he already knew.”

The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition

MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?

Composite image showing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together, beside a redacted folder labeled “TOP SECRET,” with bold text accusing Trump of hiding Epstein-related files.

The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?)

Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”