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Cartoon of Mike Johnson sweating while holding a 2026 calendar, as a giant blue wave crashes over a derailed Trump Train.

Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train

Mike Johnson is warning his MAGA base that if Democrats retake the House, Trump could face a third impeachment and see his entire MAGA agenda crumble. We say: let’s make it happen.

“Introducing Trump Accounts: Because nothing says ‘financial security’ like giving Wall Street your pacifier.”

Trump Launches ‘Trump Accounts’ for Babies: Because Nothing Says Financial Security Like Betting Your Kid’s Future on the Stock Market

Trump is giving babies $1,000 “Trump Accounts” to invest in the stock market. Because nothing says infant financial stability like Nasdaq and Goldman Sachs. Capitalism, pacified.

Cartoon tyrant with golden hair and a crown smashing a “Privacy Policy” scroll — parodying authoritarian surveillance under the guise of loyalty.

Big Brother's Big Letdown: MAGA Realizes They’re in the Database Too

Trump’s dream of loyalty is finally live—powered by Palantir and packed with data on you. MAGA fans just realized they’re not immune. Oops.

Cartoon image of a tense political scene with a red-tie politician shouting at a smug tech figure near a sign reading “Loyalty Meetings Held Daily – Or Else.”

Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats

Trump threatens Elon Musk for daring to consider democracy. In today’s GOP, loyalty isn't earned—it's demanded at billboard size.

Pixel art video game screen parody featuring Trump with a spray-tan flamethrower and Musk with a Tesla drone. Text reads “2028 Primary Kombat – Select Player.”

Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)

Trump and Musk are in the throes of a toxic power struggle, and the GOP is caught in the middle like a child choosing which deranged parent to live with. Spoiler: neither has snacks.

Trump throws a tantrum on train tracks as California’s high-speed rail speeds by, cheered on by union workers. Newsom holds cap-and-trade funding while Infrastructure Week burns.

Trump Declares War on Trains: $4 Billion Slap at California's Future

Trump tried to derail California’s bullet train by pulling $4 billion in funding—only to turbocharge support from Democrats, unions, and Gavin Newsom. Congrats, Don. You played yourself.

A gloved hand paints over the name “USNS Harvey Milk” on a Navy ship, while a rainbow fades in the background.

The Gay Boat Was Just Too Much: Trump’s Defense Dept. Declares War on Pride (And History)

The USNS Harvey Milk—named after a gay Navy vet and civil rights icon—is being renamed by Trump’s Defense Department. Because clearly, nothing terrifies them like a little history with integrity.