Alcatraz 2.0: Trump’s MAGA Prison Island Plans Include Gold Toilets, Fox News in Every Cell
Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison. It's not just absurd—it's illegal, performative, and a chilling glimpse at authoritarian fantasy.
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Hawley Forgets He Voted to Punch Grandma, Then Campaigns to Save Her Teeth
Josh Hawley voted to cut Medicaid, then filed a bill to reverse it—because apparently the backlash from angry voters was louder than his loyalty to the budget.
The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition
MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?
Trump to America’s Kids: Go Read a Tweet—Your After‑School Program Is Cancelled
Trump’s Department of Education just froze $6 billion in after-school funding, leaving 1.4 million low-income kids stranded—because apparently tutoring immigrant kids is now “woke.”
“Such Good English!”: Trump Accidentally Discovers Liberia Exists, Immediately Insults It
Trump stunned no one when he praised Liberia’s president for “such good English,” apparently unaware the country’s official language has been English since the 1800s. Colonial cringe? Absolutely.
“Believe Me!” — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 1
Donald Trump didn’t just lie—he industrialized it. In Part 1 of our satirical deep dive, we explore how Trump turned disinformation into a political brand
Tariffs, Tiaras & Theocracy: Trump’s Cabinet Meeting Was a Cringe Renaissance
Trump’s July 8 Cabinet meeting was a masterclass in chaos: church endorsements go political, copper and drug tariffs skyrocket, and Trump declares war on wind—again. All while redecorating the White House like it’s a Mar-a-Lago annex.