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Ron DeSantis

Cartoon viruses waving next to a ‘Welcome to Florida’ sign, symbolizing Ron DeSantis ending childhood vaccine mandates.

Florida Bans Childhood Vaccines: DeSantis Invites Polio, Measles, and Mumps Back to the Sunshine State

Ron DeSantis just made Florida the first state to scrap all childhood vaccine mandates. Forget science—say hello to measles yearbook photos, polio football games, and chickenpox ragers. Florida: where herd immunity dies and herd stupidity thrives.
Rob Yanes 03 Sep 2025
Cartoon of Ron DeSantis scrubbing away a rainbow crosswalk as a storm paints a new rainbow in the sky, satirizing the federal ban on LGBTQ visibility.

Federal Government Declares War on Rainbows: “Too Distracting for Drivers, Too Visible for Gays”

The feds say rainbow crosswalks are “unsafe.” DeSantis calls them too “gay.” But as a gay man who’s fought my whole life to be visible, I know what this really means: the first brushstrokes in a campaign to shove us back in the closet.
Rob Yanes 26 Aug 2025

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