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Cartoon viruses waving next to a ‘Welcome to Florida’ sign, symbolizing Ron DeSantis ending childhood vaccine mandates.

Florida Bans Childhood Vaccines: DeSantis Invites Polio, Measles, and Mumps Back to the Sunshine State

Ron DeSantis just made Florida the first state to scrap all childhood vaccine mandates. Forget science—say hello to measles yearbook photos, polio football games, and chickenpox ragers. Florida: where herd immunity dies and herd stupidity thrives.

Abandoned research lab with a dusty folder labeled “HIV Vaccine Research — Paused,” a red AIDS ribbon, and signs reading “June – Pride Month” and “Progress: 10 Years Delayed.”

Cutting HIV Vaccine Funding? Trump’s Admin Just Set Fire to Public Health—Again.

Trump’s White House just erased $258 million in HIV vaccine funding. Not because it failed—because they’re afraid of who it helps. Pride Month, meet GOPocalypse.

Satirical cartoon of RFK Jr. drinking raw milk at a MAHA event with wellness influencers and the “Make America Healthy Again” banner behind him.

RFK Jr. Launches ‘Make America Healthy Again’ — Now with 100% More Raw Milk and AI-Generated Science!

RFK Jr. launches “Make America Healthy Again” with raw milk, AI-generated science, and wellness vibes strong enough to make your third eye twitch. A satirical look at the campaign redefining public health—one barefoot probiotic at a time.