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Satirical cartoon of RFK Jr. drinking raw milk at a MAHA event with wellness influencers and the “Make America Healthy Again” banner behind him.

RFK Jr. Launches ‘Make America Healthy Again’ — Now with 100% More Raw Milk and AI-Generated Science!

RFK Jr. launches “Make America Healthy Again” with raw milk, AI-generated science, and wellness vibes strong enough to make your third eye twitch. A satirical look at the campaign redefining public health—one barefoot probiotic at a time.

Cartoon of Kristi Noem on horseback inside DHS headquarters, holding a suspicious letter with a stern expression in front of the Homeland Security seal.

“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game

In this satirical take, DHS launches “Operation Mad Libs” and arrests a man over a letter he couldn’t have written—while Secretary Kristi Noem investigates on horseback with a mailbag and a pen from Staples. Yes, really. Sort of. Not at all. It’s satire.

Satirical image of Senator Joni Ernst at a podium with the phrase “Mortality for All” and “Well, we all are going to die” beside a burning GOP elephant and U.S. flag backdrop.

Joni Ernst Unveils Revolutionary Healthcare Plan: Mortality for All

When Senator Joni Ernst brushed off concerns about Medicaid cuts with “Well, we all are going to die,” she wasn’t dodging the issue—she was launching America’s boldest healthcare plan yet: Mortality for All.

A serious President Donald Trump stands at a podium flanked by American flags, holding a bottle labeled “SELF TANN” in one hand while pointing assertively with the other.

Trump Declares War on Foreign Metal, Demands US Steel be Made Only from American Bald Eagle Tears

In his latest attempt to rescue American steel (and maybe his complexion), President Trump raged against the proposed sale of U.S. Steel to Japan’s Nippon Steel—armed with a bottle of self-tanner and a very loose grip on how business acquisitions work.