Trump’s Meme Coin Gala: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Gold-Plated Golf Cart
Trump’s meme coin gala featured filet mignon, foreign investors, and a deleted White House tour invite—because nothing says ethics like crypto-funded caviar.
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RFK Jr. Launches ‘Make America Healthy Again’ — Now with 100% More Raw Milk and AI-Generated Science!
RFK Jr. launches “Make America Healthy Again” with raw milk, AI-generated science, and wellness vibes strong enough to make your third eye twitch. A satirical look at the campaign redefining public health—one barefoot probiotic at a time.
“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game
In this satirical take, DHS launches “Operation Mad Libs” and arrests a man over a letter he couldn’t have written—while Secretary Kristi Noem investigates on horseback with a mailbag and a pen from Staples. Yes, really. Sort of. Not at all. It’s satire.
Joni Ernst Unveils Revolutionary Healthcare Plan: Mortality for All
When Senator Joni Ernst brushed off concerns about Medicaid cuts with “Well, we all are going to die,” she wasn’t dodging the issue—she was launching America’s boldest healthcare plan yet: Mortality for All.
Trump Declares War on Foreign Metal, Demands US Steel be Made Only from American Bald Eagle Tears
In his latest attempt to rescue American steel (and maybe his complexion), President Trump raged against the proposed sale of U.S. Steel to Japan’s Nippon Steel—armed with a bottle of self-tanner and a very loose grip on how business acquisitions work.