Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip Kristi Noem isn’t securing the border — she’s running MAGA theater at DHS: troops, arrests, and authoritarian cosplay in California. No Kings. No Dictators. Ever.
Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train Mike Johnson is warning his MAGA base that if Democrats retake the House, Trump could face a third impeachment and see his entire MAGA agenda crumble. We say: let’s make it happen.
The GOPocalypse Is Now: A Satirical Survival Guide to America’s Absurd New Normal Welcome to the GOPocalypse, where facts are fake, logic is outlawed, and Uncle Sam needs a therapist. This satirical op-ed breaks down the political absurdity of our time—from MAGA cosplay to gas stove crusades—with sharp humor and a side of fire. Buckle up. It’s democracy’s weirdest season yet.
“Cut Our Funding? Cute. We’ll Just Charge You for the Oxygen.” When Trump threatened to slash California’s federal funding, Governor Newsom didn’t flinch—he fired back with the full force of facts, fury, and fiscal truth. Welcome to the California clapback.
Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats Trump threatens Elon Musk for daring to consider democracy. In today’s GOP, loyalty isn't earned—it's demanded at billboard size.
Trump’s White House Ballroom: Where Democracy Goes to Die (and Tap Dance) While the country struggles, Trump’s planning a gold-plated ballroom at the White House—because nothing says “dictator cosplay” like chandeliers and unchecked delusion.
Trump’s War on California’s Brain Cells: Cutting Funds, Not the Crap Donald Trump is once again throwing a tantrum big enough to register on the Richter scale—this time by threatening to slash California’s university funding. Apparently, thinking critically is a national security threat now.