Why I Started GOPocalypse Now When Trump returned to power, therapy wasn’t enough. I launched GOPocalypse Now to mock the madness, laugh through the grief, and roast fascists in real time.
U.S. Political News Today: Trump’s Chaos, Mamdani’s Win & SCOTUS Drama From Iran strikes to progressive wins in NYC, today’s U.S. political news delivers chaos, comedy, and controversy. Satirical recap inside.
Pentagon After Dark: Signal Leaks, Meltdowns, and the Speakeasy of Secrets Inside the Pentagon’s meltdown machine, where Pete Hegseth leaks intel on Signal, bans the press, and launches briefings from his bunker speakeasy. Satire never smelled so classified.
President Trump’s 2025 “Cognitive Fitness Tour” Kicks Off With a Bang—and by Bang, We Mean a Truth Social Post Meltdown It’s June 2025, and President Donald J. Trump is once again running the country the way a raccoon runs a dumpster—chaotically, loudly, and with frequent references to his own mental fitness. His latest presidential proclamation came not from a podium or a press conference, but from his beloved
Bombs, Blame & Bedtime: President Trump’s Foreign Policy Enters Its Pajama Phase After bombing Iran, cursing out Israel, and crashing in a Dutch royal palace, President Trump redefines diplomacy as a mix of airstrikes, profanity, and silk pajamas. NATO watches—horrified.
Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again) Trump tried to make voting harder than renewing your license. A federal judge reminded him the Constitution still exists. Spoiler: Trump loses (again).
Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip Kristi Noem isn’t securing the border — she’s running MAGA theater at DHS: troops, arrests, and authoritarian cosplay in California. No Kings. No Dictators. Ever.