Believe Me! — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 2 Trump built his brand on gold, bravado, and bullshit. In Part 2 of our Believe Me! series, we expose the “Trump Tower of Debt”—a house of cards dressed up as a financial empire.
“Believe Me!” — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 1 Donald Trump didn’t just lie—he industrialized it. In Part 1 of our satirical deep dive, we explore how Trump turned disinformation into a political brand
Tariffs, Tiaras & Theocracy: Trump’s Cabinet Meeting Was a Cringe Renaissance Trump’s July 8 Cabinet meeting was a masterclass in chaos: church endorsements go political, copper and drug tariffs skyrocket, and Trump declares war on wind—again. All while redecorating the White House like it’s a Mar-a-Lago annex.
The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?) Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”
Trump’s Japan Letter Proves He’s as Good at Diplomacy as He Is at Grammar Donald Trump just sent a letter to Japan’s Prime Minister that reads like a drunk AI wrote it after watching Fox Business for ten minutes. It's not policy. It's not diplomacy. It's word salad soaked in ego and printed on White House letterhead.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Launches “America Party,” Declares War on Trump, Pants, and Budget Math Elon Musk just launched the “America Party” to take on Trump, ditch pants, and reinvent democracy with crypto, AI, and a Neuralink-powered meme army.
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” Bill Is a Big, Beautiful Boot to America’s Neck Trump's “beautiful” new bill gives billionaires a $290K bonus and poor families a kick in the teeth. It’s not legislation — it’s a boot. Satire included.