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PB&J Wars

Trader Joe’s and Smucker’s Face Off in Historic “Uncrustables Justice” Lawsuit: America’s PB&J Civil War Begins

Trader Joe’s and Smucker’s Face Off in Historic “Uncrustables Justice” Lawsuit: America’s PB&J Civil War Begins

America’s dumbest food fight just hit the courtroom. Smucker’s is suing Trader Joe’s for sandwich plagiarism, proving that in late-stage capitalism, even peanut butter and jelly needs a lawyer.
Rob Yanes, Bob Robertson 16 Oct 2025

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