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Operation Midnight Hammer

Our fictional code name for the right’s darkest political stunts — from backroom deals to authoritarian daydreams. No hammer required, just hubris.

“Donald Trump flashing a peace sign in front of bomb craters and smoke, with title 'Midnight Hammered: Trump’s Iran Strike Misses Everything but the Sand'”

Midnight Hammered: Trump Bombs Iran, Claims Victory, Misses Everything.

In Operation Midnight Hammer, Trump bombs Iran, claims it was a massive success, and misses every actual target. Even the sand is confused. This satirical deep dive exposes the smoke, mirrors, and bomb craters of yet another empty chest-thumping spectacle.