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Mitch McConnell

Political cartoon of Mitch McConnell cracking and disintegrating in front of the U.S. Capitol, symbolizing his retirement and political downfall.

Mitch McConnell Retires: America’s Saddest Roomba Finally Powers Down

Mitch McConnell is retiring—not out of honor, but because his body finally gave out. The Senate’s Grim Reaper leaves behind a legacy of rot, cowardice, and Trump servitude.