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Jeffrey Epstein

Editorial image of a candle illuminating Epstein case files on a courtroom table, representing justice, transparency, and solidarity with survivors.

Commentary: Why This Trump–Epstein Document Matters

The disputed Trump–Epstein “birthday book” page is about more than politics. It’s about women who were exploited and silenced. I stand with survivors and call for truth and justice.
Rob Yanes 09 Sep 2025
“Happy Birthday, Jeffrey — And May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret”: Trump’s Worst Greeting Card Ever

“Happy Birthday, Jeffrey — And May Every Day Be Another Wonderful Secret”: Trump’s Worst Greeting Card Ever

House Democrats released a page from Epstein’s 2003 “birthday book” featuring a cheeky note allegedly signed “Donald.” Trump denies it’s his and sued over coverage. We unpack the receipts—and roast the “wonderful secret” line into charcoal.
Bob Robertson 09 Sep 2025
Confidential financial records with stacks of cash and a gold watch, symbolizing Epstein's billion-dollar transactions and elite protection by banks.

Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit

Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.
Bob Robertson 17 Jul 2025
Composite image showing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together, beside a redacted folder labeled “TOP SECRET,” with bold text accusing Trump of hiding Epstein-related files.

The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?)

Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”
Bob Robertson 07 Jul 2025

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