TrumpCard.gov: Because Dictatorship Looks Best with a Gold Lamé Finish
Trump’s new “TrumpCard” turns immigration into an infomercial. For $1M+, you too can buy residency — and a gold dictatorship card with Dear Leader’s face.
Immigration Policy
GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast: Tariffs, Tyrants, and a Big Mac Meltdown
Tariffs, tantrums, and totalitarian thirst traps — this week’s GOPocalypse Roast covers Trump’s economic dumpster fire, mass deportation drama, and Project 2025’s latest creep toward fascism. Welcome to the satire survival guide you didn’t know you needed.
ICE Now Has Access to Your Medicaid Records — Because What Could Go Wrong?
ICE can now use Medicaid records to locate immigrants—even legal ones. Trump’s “healthcare policy” just became a deportation strategy with spreadsheets.