Big Brother's Big Letdown: MAGA Realizes They’re in the Database Too
Trump’s dream of loyalty is finally live—powered by Palantir and packed with data on you. MAGA fans just realized they’re not immune. Oops.
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Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats
Trump threatens Elon Musk for daring to consider democracy. In today’s GOP, loyalty isn't earned—it's demanded at billboard size.
When Fiction Stops Feeling Fictional: Watching The Handmaid’s Tale in 2025
What was once fiction now feels like a warning. In 2025, The Handmaid’s Tale reads more like prophecy. This post is personal, raw, and a call to rise against religious control.
Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)
Trump and Musk are in the throes of a toxic power struggle, and the GOP is caught in the middle like a child choosing which deranged parent to live with. Spoiler: neither has snacks.
BREAKING: Biden Used a Pen. Republicans Demand Nuremberg 2.0.
Trump has Attorney General Pam Bondi and White House Counsel David Warrington investigating whether Joe Biden used an autopen. Yes, a pen. Meanwhile, the House GOP is demanding sworn testimony from every sentient being who saw Biden drink a glass of water. Democracy dies in dysfunction.
Welcome to America! That’ll Be $1,000, Please.
The Trump administration wants to charge tourists $1,000 to skip the visa line. Because nothing says “welcome” like a high-interest hospitality fee.