OPINION: No Kings — The Protest That MAGA Can't Handle
The No Kings protests aren't about tantrums — they're about defending democracy from the authoritarian rot MAGA keeps spreading. This isn’t a game. This is the line.
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Rand Paul’s “Incredibly Petty” Picnic Drama: The RSVP Heard Round The Swamp
Rand Paul’s picnic invitation turns into political blackmail. Trillions fly, tanks roll, and toddlers get evicted. Welcome to 2025.
RFK Jr. & Malone Propose Replacing CDC Vaccine Committee with Facebook Comment Section
RFK Jr. & Robert Malone want to replace CDC scientists with influencers, podcasters, and conspiracy theorists. Vote Blue before science becomes optional.
Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train
Mike Johnson is warning his MAGA base that if Democrats retake the House, Trump could face a third impeachment and see his entire MAGA agenda crumble. We say: let’s make it happen.
🚇 All Aboard the Ego Express: Republicans Want to Rename D.C. Metro the "Trump Train"
Florida GOP proposes renaming DC Metro the “Trump Train” in latest MAGA stunt — because fixing public transit is apparently less important than worshipping Dear Leader.
Trump Launches ‘Trump Accounts’ for Babies: Because Nothing Says Financial Security Like Betting Your Kid’s Future on the Stock Market
Trump is giving babies $1,000 “Trump Accounts” to invest in the stock market. Because nothing says infant financial stability like Nasdaq and Goldman Sachs. Capitalism, pacified.
“This Is a Coup in Slow Motion”: Trump Deploys National Guard to Los Angeles, Igniting Constitutional Crisis
Trump deploys the National Guard in LA without state approval, bans protest masks, and sparks outrage over what many are calling a constitutional crisis.