BREAKING: Trump Disbands His Own Russia Task Force — Because, Well… Russia
Trump quietly shuts down a task force designed to pressure Russia on Ukraine. Because why confront Putin when you can just pretend it never existed? NATO’s facepalming.
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Nuclear Safety Fired by Email: Trump’s Radioactive Deregulation Comedy
Trump fires NRC chair via email, replacing nuclear safety with loyalty. What could possibly go wrong? Satirical take on the radioactive consequences.
Trump Launches New Phone Venture: The Perfect Device for People Who Hate Being Monitored… Unless It’s by Trump
Trump launches his very own MAGA phone — loaded with fundraising texts, Truth Social, and autocorrect that changes "indicted" to "perfect call."
The Great American Anti-Coronation: Trump Throws Himself a Parade, America Throws Him Shade
Trump threw himself a $40M birthday parade. America responded with peaceful protests in 2,000+ cities: No Kings. No Crowns. Just Democracy.
Pentagon Confirms Secret Plan to Invade Greenland — Because Apparently, That’s a Thing Now
Pentagon admits bizarre Greenland invasion plans while Hegseth leaks military strikes on family chat. Congress melts down. You seriously can't make this up.
Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)
Trump tried to make voting harder than renewing your license. A federal judge reminded him the Constitution still exists. Spoiler: Trump loses (again).
Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip
Kristi Noem isn’t securing the border — she’s running MAGA theater at DHS: troops, arrests, and authoritarian cosplay in California. No Kings. No Dictators. Ever.