Land of the Free (if Your Instagram Is Public)
The U.S. government wants your visa, your dreams—and now your TikTok handle from 2019. In this satire, we explore what happens when liberty
GOPocalypse Now
President Trump’s 2025 “Cognitive Fitness Tour” Kicks Off With a Bang—and by Bang, We Mean a Truth Social Post Meltdown
It’s June 2025, and President Donald J. Trump is once again running the country the way a raccoon runs a dumpster—chaotically, loudly, and with frequent references to his own mental fitness.
His latest presidential proclamation came not from a podium or a press conference, but from his beloved
Bombs, Blame & Bedtime: President Trump’s Foreign Policy Enters Its Pajama Phase
After bombing Iran, cursing out Israel, and crashing in a Dutch royal palace, President Trump redefines diplomacy as a mix of airstrikes, profanity, and silk pajamas. NATO watches—horrified.
Breaking: President Trump Wins ‘Asshole of the Century’ Award, Biden Responds With Dignity (And a Colonoscopy Joke)
At this year’s annual proctology convention, Donald Trump was named “Asshole of the Century” and awarded the prestigious Golden Anus Trophy. Experts say the decision was unanimous and “deeply diagnostic.”
BARK THE WALL: U.S. Border Patrol Begins Deporting Mexican Dogs in Latest Immigration Crackdown
DHS launches Operation PAWtriot Act to deport dogs that “bark in Spanish.” Satire so absurd, it might just sniff the truth.
TRUMP TEASES WORLD WAR III LIKE IT'S A SEASON FINALE
Trump teases war like it’s a season finale, MAGA melts down in real time, and a flagpole rises as America’s foreign policy crumbles into chaos, delusion, and heavy machinery.
The Supreme Court Just Legalized Discrimination. Trans Kids Deserve Better.
The Supreme Court's decision to uphold Tennessee's ban on gender-affirming care for trans youth is a moral failure. It isn’t about protecting children—it’s about erasing them.