BREAKING: Elon Musk Launches “America Party,” Declares War on Trump, Pants, and Budget Math
Elon Musk just launched the “America Party” to take on Trump, ditch pants, and reinvent democracy with crypto, AI, and a Neuralink-powered meme army.
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Welcome to Gaslight.gov: Trump Hijacks Covid.gov to Peddle Lab-Leak Lies
Covid.gov is now “Gaslight.gov.” Trump’s White House quietly replaced America’s COVID resource hub with a partisan page pushing the lab leak theory. What was once public health has become political revisionism. Here's what you need to know.
Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” Bill Is a Big, Beautiful Boot to America’s Neck
Trump's “beautiful” new bill gives billionaires a $290K bonus and poor families a kick in the teeth. It’s not legislation — it’s a boot. Satire included.
Trump’s $249 Presidential Perfume Is Real — And It Smells Like Corruption, Desperation, and Eau de Fascism
Trump is now selling $249 cologne in his own golden image. It's not a joke. It's not satire. It's real — and it's peak dictatorship merch.
U.S. Political News Today: Trump’s Chaos, Mamdani’s Win & SCOTUS Drama
From Iran strikes to progressive wins in NYC, today’s U.S. political news delivers chaos, comedy, and controversy. Satirical recap inside.
Pentagon After Dark: Signal Leaks, Meltdowns, and the Speakeasy of Secrets
Inside the Pentagon’s meltdown machine, where Pete Hegseth leaks intel on Signal, bans the press, and launches briefings from his bunker speakeasy. Satire never smelled so classified.
Trump Declares National Emergency Over NYC Democrat He Just Learned Exists
President Trump has a full-blown meltdown after discovering Zorhan Mamdani won a Democratic primary in NYC, calling him a “100% Communist Lunatic” backed by “AOC+3.” There’s screaming, Sharpies, and a symbolic pigeon — democracy never looked so unhinged.