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President Trump lounging in a royal bed as bombs drop outside.

Bombs, Blame & Bedtime: President Trump’s Foreign Policy Enters Its Pajama Phase

After bombing Iran, cursing out Israel, and crashing in a Dutch royal palace, President Trump redefines diplomacy as a mix of airstrikes, profanity, and silk pajamas. NATO watches—horrified.

Donald Trump holding a golden anus-shaped trophy labeled “Asshole of the Century” at a podium during the American Proctologists Convention.

BREAKING: Trump Crowned “Asshole of the Century” by American Proctologists

At this year’s annual proctology convention, Donald Trump was named “Asshole of the Century” and awarded the prestigious Golden Anus Trophy. Experts say the decision was unanimous and “deeply diagnostic.”

Beagle wearing a red MAGA vest being sniffed by a German Shepherd while an ICE officer stands behind them, satirizing U.S. Border Patrol practices.

BARK THE WALL: U.S. Border Patrol Begins Deporting Mexican Dogs in Latest Immigration Crackdown

DHS launches Operation PAWtriot Act to deport dogs that “bark in Spanish.” Satire so absurd, it might just sniff the truth.

A transparent PNG of Trump posing with hand on heart as a U.S. flag rises behind him, surrounded by shocked MAGA allies. Caption text above: “Nobody Knows What I’m Gonna Do.”

TRUMP TEASES WORLD WAR III LIKE IT'S A SEASON FINALE

Trump teases war like it’s a season finale, MAGA melts down in real time, and a flagpole rises as America’s foreign policy crumbles into chaos, delusion, and heavy machinery.

A transgender teen faces an uncertain future after SCOTUS upholds Tennessee’s care ban.

The Supreme Court Just Legalized Discrimination. Trans Kids Deserve Better.

The Supreme Court's decision to uphold Tennessee's ban on gender-affirming care for trans youth is a moral failure. It isn’t about protecting children—it’s about erasing them.

Trump disbands Russia task force in 2025; task force vanished before action, allies confused. Satirical image with headline and bullet points mocking Trump’s foreign policy flip-flop.

BREAKING: Trump Disbands His Own Russia Task Force — Because, Well… Russia

Trump quietly shuts down a task force designed to pressure Russia on Ukraine. Because why confront Putin when you can just pretend it never existed? NATO’s facepalming.

Cartoon of Trump at desk holding executive order firing NRC chair, with exaggerated features, clapping aides behind him, satirizing nuclear safety shakeup.

Nuclear Safety Fired by Email: Trump’s Radioactive Deregulation Comedy

Trump fires NRC chair via email, replacing nuclear safety with loyalty. What could possibly go wrong? Satirical take on the radioactive consequences.