Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” Bill Is a Big, Beautiful Boot to America’s Neck
Trump's “beautiful” new bill gives billionaires a $290K bonus and poor families a kick in the teeth. It’s not legislation — it’s a boot. Satire included.
GOPocalypse Now
Trump’s $249 Presidential Perfume Is Real — And It Smells Like Corruption, Desperation, and Eau de Fascism
Trump is now selling $249 cologne in his own golden image. It's not a joke. It's not satire. It's real — and it's peak dictatorship merch.
U.S. Political News Today: Trump’s Chaos, Mamdani’s Win & SCOTUS Drama
From Iran strikes to progressive wins in NYC, today’s U.S. political news delivers chaos, comedy, and controversy. Satirical recap inside.
Pentagon After Dark: Signal Leaks, Meltdowns, and the Speakeasy of Secrets
Inside the Pentagon’s meltdown machine, where Pete Hegseth leaks intel on Signal, bans the press, and launches briefings from his bunker speakeasy. Satire never smelled so classified.
Trump Declares National Emergency Over NYC Democrat He Just Learned Exists
President Trump has a full-blown meltdown after discovering Zorhan Mamdani won a Democratic primary in NYC, calling him a “100% Communist Lunatic” backed by “AOC+3.” There’s screaming, Sharpies, and a symbolic pigeon — democracy never looked so unhinged.
Land of the Free (if Your Instagram Is Public)
The U.S. government wants your visa, your dreams—and now your TikTok handle from 2019. In this satire, we explore what happens when liberty
President Trump’s 2025 “Cognitive Fitness Tour” Kicks Off With a Bang—and by Bang, We Mean a Truth Social Post Meltdown
It’s June 2025, and President Donald J. Trump is once again running the country the way a raccoon runs a dumpster—chaotically, loudly, and with frequent references to his own mental fitness.
His latest presidential proclamation came not from a podium or a press conference, but from his beloved