Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit
Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.
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The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition
MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?
Trump to America’s Kids: Go Read a Tweet—Your After‑School Program Is Cancelled
Trump’s Department of Education just froze $6 billion in after-school funding, leaving 1.4 million low-income kids stranded—because apparently tutoring immigrant kids is now “woke.”
“Such Good English!”: Trump Accidentally Discovers Liberia Exists, Immediately Insults It
Trump stunned no one when he praised Liberia’s president for “such good English,” apparently unaware the country’s official language has been English since the 1800s. Colonial cringe? Absolutely.
Tariffs, Tiaras & Theocracy: Trump’s Cabinet Meeting Was a Cringe Renaissance
Trump’s July 8 Cabinet meeting was a masterclass in chaos: church endorsements go political, copper and drug tariffs skyrocket, and Trump declares war on wind—again. All while redecorating the White House like it’s a Mar-a-Lago annex.
The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?)
Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”
Trump’s Japan Letter Proves He’s as Good at Diplomacy as He Is at Grammar
Donald Trump just sent a letter to Japan’s Prime Minister that reads like a drunk AI wrote it after watching Fox Business for ten minutes. It's not policy. It's not diplomacy. It's word salad soaked in ego and printed on White House letterhead.