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Young child with backpack facing closed Boys & Girls Club doors displaying a Trump "Make America Great Again" sign.

Trump to America’s Kids: Go Read a Tweet—Your After‑School Program Is Cancelled

Trump’s Department of Education just froze $6 billion in after-school funding, leaving 1.4 million low-income kids stranded—because apparently tutoring immigrant kids is now “woke.”

Trump handing Liberia’s president a giant gold “Best English” trophy with confused expression

“Such Good English!”: Trump Accidentally Discovers Liberia Exists, Immediately Insults It

Trump stunned no one when he praised Liberia’s president for “such good English,” apparently unaware the country’s official language has been English since the 1800s. Colonial cringe? Absolutely.

Satirical cartoon of a hand painting the White House gold, with wind turbines in the background and a grandfather clock on the lawn.

Tariffs, Tiaras & Theocracy: Trump’s Cabinet Meeting Was a Cringe Renaissance

Trump’s July 8 Cabinet meeting was a masterclass in chaos: church endorsements go political, copper and drug tariffs skyrocket, and Trump declares war on wind—again. All while redecorating the White House like it’s a Mar-a-Lago annex.

Composite image showing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together, beside a redacted folder labeled “TOP SECRET,” with bold text accusing Trump of hiding Epstein-related files.

The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?)

Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”

Image of an official White House letter dated July 7, 2025, from President Donald Trump to Japan’s Prime Minister, filled with erratic grammar, random capitalizations

Trump’s Japan Letter Proves He’s as Good at Diplomacy as He Is at Grammar

Donald Trump just sent a letter to Japan’s Prime Minister that reads like a drunk AI wrote it after watching Fox Business for ten minutes. It's not policy. It's not diplomacy. It's word salad soaked in ego and printed on White House letterhead.

Cartoon-style illustration of Elon Musk in a T-shirt speaking at a podium labeled "America Party," with an American flag backdrop.

BREAKING: Elon Musk Launches “America Party,” Declares War on Trump, Pants, and Budget Math

Elon Musk just launched the “America Party” to take on Trump, ditch pants, and reinvent democracy with crypto, AI, and a Neuralink-powered meme army.

Mock screenshot of a rebranded government website titled “Gaslight.gov,” featuring Trump White House branding and a headline promoting the debunked COVID-19 lab leak theory.

Welcome to Gaslight.gov: Trump Hijacks Covid.gov to Peddle Lab-Leak Lies

Covid.gov is now “Gaslight.gov.” Trump’s White House quietly replaced America’s COVID resource hub with a partisan page pushing the lab leak theory. What was once public health has become political revisionism. Here's what you need to know.