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Beef price inflation 2025 satire — steak price label and dollar bills

Beefflation 2025: When a Pound of Meat Out-Earns You

Ground beef now costs $6.12 a pound—almost an hour’s pay at minimum wage. But President Trump says we’re “winning.” If by winning, he means we can’t afford tacos without a payday loan, then yes—victory never tasted so overcooked.

A magic show stage with Trump and Tulsi in magician outfits pulling a “Russia” banner from a hat while Epstein files burn in the background.

The Grand Distraction: Russia Hoax vs. Epstein Files

Facing renewed scrutiny over Epstein, Trump dusts off the old Russia “hoax” playbook—now starring Tulsi Gabbard. Theatrics, lies, and diversions.

Trump’s New Dating App? ICE-Ex™: Swipe Left, Then Deport

Breakups are rough—but under Trump, revenge comes with a deportation form. This satirical deep dive exposes how ICE became the newest tool for petty exes and political cruelty.

Satirical image of Donald Trump standing in a graveyard next to a tombstone reading "R.I.P OSHA," symbolizing the rollback of workplace safety regulations under his administration.

Trump’s Bold New Workplace Safety Plan: “Just Don’t Get Hurt, Losers”

Trump is gutting OSHA protections, turning job sites into danger zones. This satirical exposé digs up the truth behind his deadly deregulation spree.

Satirical cartoon of top political stories from July 2025

The GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast

From ‘whoopin’ Putin to wholesale diplomatic cleanouts, this week’s political news delivered prime roast material. Let’s dig into the juiciest top five spectacles ripe for satire.

Confidential financial records with stacks of cash and a gold watch, symbolizing Epstein's billion-dollar transactions and elite protection by banks.

Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit

Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.

Cartoon image of Trump covering his eyes while folders labeled “Epstein Client List” fly around him, with the caption: “He doesn’t want you to see what he already knew.”

The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition

MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?