BREAKING: Elon Musk Launches “America Party,” Declares War on Trump, Pants, and Budget Math
Elon Musk just launched the “America Party” to take on Trump, ditch pants, and reinvent democracy with crypto, AI, and a Neuralink-powered meme army.
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Trump Threatens “Serious Consequences” If Elon Musk Backs Democrats
Trump threatens Elon Musk for daring to consider democracy. In today’s GOP, loyalty isn't earned—it's demanded at billboard size.
Billionaire Breakup: Trump and Musk Battle for the Soul of the GOP (Assuming It Still Has One)
Trump and Musk are in the throes of a toxic power struggle, and the GOP is caught in the middle like a child choosing which deranged parent to live with. Spoiler: neither has snacks.
MAGA Meltdown: Bannon Wants Elon Deported After Epstein Bombshell
Elon Musk tweeted that Trump is in the Epstein files. Steve Bannon responded by demanding his deportation. MAGA meltdown status: nuclear.
Musk vs. Trump Goes Galactic: Impeachment, Space Drama & Epstein Grenades
Billionaire brawls just went zero gravity. Elon Musk called for Trump’s impeachment—and now he’s grounding the Dragon spacecraft that NASA depends on. If you were planning to leave Earth soon, better pack snacks.