Believe Me! — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 3
Trump talked a big game about charity. But when the checks cleared, they led to portraits of himself, lawsuits, and a court-ordered shutdown. In Part 3 of Believe Me!, we follow the (donor) money.
Believe Me! — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 2
Trump built his brand on gold, bravado, and bullshit. In Part 2 of our Believe Me! series, we expose the “Trump Tower of Debt”—a house of cards dressed up as a financial empire.
“Believe Me!” — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 1
Donald Trump didn’t just lie—he industrialized it. In Part 1 of our satirical deep dive, we explore how Trump turned disinformation into a political brand
The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?)
Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”
Trump’s Japan Letter Proves He’s as Good at Diplomacy as He Is at Grammar
Donald Trump just sent a letter to Japan’s Prime Minister that reads like a drunk AI wrote it after watching Fox Business for ten minutes. It's not policy. It's not diplomacy. It's word salad soaked in ego and printed on White House letterhead.
President Trump’s 2025 “Cognitive Fitness Tour” Kicks Off With a Bang—and by Bang, We Mean a Truth Social Post Meltdown
It’s June 2025, and President Donald J. Trump is once again running the country the way a raccoon runs a dumpster—chaotically, loudly, and with frequent references to his own mental fitness.
His latest presidential proclamation came not from a podium or a press conference, but from his beloved
Midnight Hammered: Trump Bombs Iran, Claims Victory, Misses Everything.
In Operation Midnight Hammer, Trump bombs Iran, claims it was a massive success, and misses every actual target. Even the sand is confused. This satirical deep dive exposes the smoke, mirrors, and bomb craters of yet another empty chest-thumping spectacle.