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D.C. Home Rule

Satirical cartoon of an orange-skinned dictator in a red “Make Me King” cap and gaudy military uniform, symbolizing an authoritarian takeover of Washington D.C.

Trump Declares War on Low Crime: D.C. Gets the National Guard Whether It Likes It or Not

Trump just declared a “crime emergency” in D.C. despite crime rates hitting historic lows—because nothing says law and order like a National Guard parade for dictator cosplay.
Bob Robertson 11 Aug 2025

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