The Republican Party Just Killed Public Media—Because an Educated America Is Their Worst Nightmare The GOP didn’t cut funding to PBS and NPR to save money—they did it to silence facts, punish education, and erase the public’s right to know.
GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast: Tariffs, Tyrants, and a Big Mac Meltdown Tariffs, tantrums, and totalitarian thirst traps — this week’s GOPocalypse Roast covers Trump’s economic dumpster fire, mass deportation drama, and Project 2025’s latest creep toward fascism. Welcome to the satire survival guide you didn’t know you needed.
Beefflation 2025: When a Pound of Meat Out-Earns You Ground beef now costs $6.12 a pound—almost an hour’s pay at minimum wage. But President Trump says we’re “winning.” If by winning, he means we can’t afford tacos without a payday loan, then yes—victory never tasted so overcooked.
Trump’s Tariff Tantrum: Now With 100% More Stupidity Trump says tariffs bring in $2B a day and save U.S. factories. Reality? Prices are up, jobs are down, and you're footing the bill. It’s not economic policy—it’s economic cosplay.
The Grand Distraction: Russia Hoax vs. Epstein Files Facing renewed scrutiny over Epstein, Trump dusts off the old Russia “hoax” playbook—now starring Tulsi Gabbard. Theatrics, lies, and diversions.
Trump’s New Dating App? ICE-Ex™: Swipe Left, Then Deport Breakups are rough—but under Trump, revenge comes with a deportation form. This satirical deep dive exposes how ICE became the newest tool for petty exes and political cruelty.
Trump’s Bold New Workplace Safety Plan: “Just Don’t Get Hurt, Losers” Trump is gutting OSHA protections, turning job sites into danger zones. This satirical exposé digs up the truth behind his deadly deregulation spree.