Hawley Forgets He Voted to Punch Grandma, Then Campaigns to Save Her Teeth
Josh Hawley voted to cut Medicaid, then filed a bill to reverse it—because apparently the backlash from angry voters was louder than his loyalty to the budget.
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The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition
MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?
Trump’s Inflation Explosion: How a “Stable Genius” Blew Up the Economy With Tariffs, Tantrums, and Trickle-Down Stupidity
Trump lit the match, doused the Fed in gasoline, and now wants Jerome Powell to “cut rates” while the whole economy burns. Spoiler: It’s not working.
Trump to America’s Kids: Go Read a Tweet—Your After‑School Program Is Cancelled
Trump’s Department of Education just froze $6 billion in after-school funding, leaving 1.4 million low-income kids stranded—because apparently tutoring immigrant kids is now “woke.”
“Such Good English!”: Trump Accidentally Discovers Liberia Exists, Immediately Insults It
Trump stunned no one when he praised Liberia’s president for “such good English,” apparently unaware the country’s official language has been English since the 1800s. Colonial cringe? Absolutely.
Believe Me! — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 3
Trump talked a big game about charity. But when the checks cleared, they led to portraits of himself, lawsuits, and a court-ordered shutdown. In Part 3 of Believe Me!, we follow the (donor) money.
Believe Me! — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 2
Trump built his brand on gold, bravado, and bullshit. In Part 2 of our Believe Me! series, we expose the “Trump Tower of Debt”—a house of cards dressed up as a financial empire.