Alcatraz 2.0: Trump’s MAGA Prison Island Plans Include Gold Toilets, Fox News in Every Cell Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison. It's not just absurd—it's illegal, performative, and a chilling glimpse at authoritarian fantasy.
ICE Now Has Access to Your Medicaid Records — Because What Could Go Wrong? ICE can now use Medicaid records to locate immigrants—even legal ones. Trump’s “healthcare policy” just became a deportation strategy with spreadsheets.
Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.
Trump’s “Made in America” Phone Is Made in Not-America—Oops Trump’s new MAGA phone was supposed to be a “Made in America” symbol. It’s not. It’s foreign-made, branded in red hats, and dripping in hypocrisy.
Hawley Forgets He Voted to Punch Grandma, Then Campaigns to Save Her Teeth Josh Hawley voted to cut Medicaid, then filed a bill to reverse it—because apparently the backlash from angry voters was louder than his loyalty to the budget.
The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?
Trump’s Inflation Explosion: How a “Stable Genius” Blew Up the Economy With Tariffs, Tantrums, and Trickle-Down Stupidity Trump lit the match, doused the Fed in gasoline, and now wants Jerome Powell to “cut rates” while the whole economy burns. Spoiler: It’s not working.