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Trump Unveils New Air Force One: A Blimp Shaped Like His Head
By Bob Robertson, Chief Correspondent for Aeronautical Egos and Floating Delusions
In a bold leap forward for vanity and backward for aviation safety, President Donald J. Trump has announced that the next presidential aircraft will not be a plane—but rather, a blimp shaped exactly like his own head.
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Trump’s Meme Coin Gala: Where Ethics Go to Die in a Gold-Plated Golf Cart
Trump’s meme coin gala featured filet mignon, foreign investors, and a deleted White House tour invite—because nothing says ethics like crypto-funded caviar.
RFK Jr. Launches ‘Make America Healthy Again’ — Now with 100% More Raw Milk and AI-Generated Science!
RFK Jr. launches “Make America Healthy Again” with raw milk, AI-generated science, and wellness vibes strong enough to make your third eye twitch. A satirical look at the campaign redefining public health—one barefoot probiotic at a time.
“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game
In this satirical take, DHS launches “Operation Mad Libs” and arrests a man over a letter he couldn’t have written—while Secretary Kristi Noem investigates on horseback with a mailbag and a pen from Staples. Yes, really. Sort of. Not at all. It’s satire.
The One Big Beautiful Bill: A Masterpiece of Fiscal Fabulism
In a legislative tour de force that has left economists clutching their calculators and fact-checkers weeping into their spreadsheets, the House of Representatives has narrowly passed the "One Big Beautiful Bill Act" (OBBBA). This sweeping legislation, touted as a panacea for all that ails the nation, promises tax
Joni Ernst Unveils Revolutionary Healthcare Plan: Mortality for All
When Senator Joni Ernst brushed off concerns about Medicaid cuts with “Well, we all are going to die,” she wasn’t dodging the issue—she was launching America’s boldest healthcare plan yet: Mortality for All.