31
May
“Operation Mad Libs”: Homeland Security’s Bold New Plan to Guess Crime Like It’s a Party Game
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31
May
The One Big Beautiful Bill: A Masterpiece of Fiscal Fabulism
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31
May
Joni Ernst Unveils Revolutionary Healthcare Plan: Mortality for All
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31
May
Trump Declares War on Foreign Metal, Demands US Steel be Made Only from American Bald Eagle Tears
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30
May
Trump Sues '60 Minutes' for $20 Billion, Demands Emotional Damages and a Participation Trophy
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