TRUMP TEASES WORLD WAR III LIKE IT'S A SEASON FINALE
Trump teases war like it’s a season finale, MAGA melts down in real time, and a flagpole rises as America’s foreign policy crumbles into chaos, delusion, and heavy machinery.
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The Supreme Court Just Legalized Discrimination. Trans Kids Deserve Better.
The Supreme Court's decision to uphold Tennessee's ban on gender-affirming care for trans youth is a moral failure. It isn’t about protecting children—it’s about erasing them.
Operation Chaos: Trump’s Deportation Drama Hits Blue States Like a Ton of Red Hats
When immigration enforcement becomes campaign theater, no one is safe—except red-state busboys. Trump’s “Operation Chaos” targets blue cities with mass raids, racial profiling, and bureaucratic whiplash, all in the name of retribution, not reform.
BREAKING: Trump Disbands His Own Russia Task Force — Because, Well… Russia
Trump quietly shuts down a task force designed to pressure Russia on Ukraine. Because why confront Putin when you can just pretend it never existed? NATO’s facepalming.
Nuclear Safety Fired by Email: Trump’s Radioactive Deregulation Comedy
Trump fires NRC chair via email, replacing nuclear safety with loyalty. What could possibly go wrong? Satirical take on the radioactive consequences.
Trump Launches New Phone Venture: The Perfect Device for People Who Hate Being Monitored… Unless It’s by Trump
Trump launches his very own MAGA phone — loaded with fundraising texts, Truth Social, and autocorrect that changes "indicted" to "perfect call."
The Great American Anti-Coronation: Trump Throws Himself a Parade, America Throws Him Shade
Trump threw himself a $40M birthday parade. America responded with peaceful protests in 2,000+ cities: No Kings. No Crowns. Just Democracy.