U.S. Political News Today: Trump’s Chaos, Mamdani’s Win & SCOTUS Drama
From Iran strikes to progressive wins in NYC, today’s U.S. political news delivers chaos, comedy, and controversy. Satirical recap inside.
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Pentagon After Dark: Signal Leaks, Meltdowns, and the Speakeasy of Secrets
Inside the Pentagon’s meltdown machine, where Pete Hegseth leaks intel on Signal, bans the press, and launches briefings from his bunker speakeasy. Satire never smelled so classified.
Trump Declares National Emergency Over NYC Democrat He Just Learned Exists
President Trump has a full-blown meltdown after discovering Zorhan Mamdani won a Democratic primary in NYC, calling him a “100% Communist Lunatic” backed by “AOC+3.” There’s screaming, Sharpies, and a symbolic pigeon — democracy never looked so unhinged.
Land of the Free (if Your Instagram Is Public)
The U.S. government wants your visa, your dreams—and now your TikTok handle from 2019. In this satire, we explore what happens when liberty
Straight Outta Ideas: Boise’s ‘Hetero Awesome Fest’ Flops Harder Than a Dad Joke at Pride
Boise’s “Hetero Awesome Fest” was supposed to celebrate straight pride and traditional values. Instead, it tanked harder than a soggy lawn chair at a drag brunch. We unpack the cringe, the counter-event, and what happens when your festival could’ve just been an email.
President Trump’s 2025 “Cognitive Fitness Tour” Kicks Off With a Bang—and by Bang, We Mean a Truth Social Post Meltdown
It’s June 2025, and President Donald J. Trump is once again running the country the way a raccoon runs a dumpster—chaotically, loudly, and with frequent references to his own mental fitness.
His latest presidential proclamation came not from a podium or a press conference, but from his beloved
Bombs, Blame & Bedtime: President Trump’s Foreign Policy Enters Its Pajama Phase
After bombing Iran, cursing out Israel, and crashing in a Dutch royal palace, President Trump redefines diplomacy as a mix of airstrikes, profanity, and silk pajamas. NATO watches—horrified.