The GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast
From ‘whoopin’ Putin to wholesale diplomatic cleanouts, this week’s political news delivered prime roast material. Let’s dig into the juiciest top five spectacles ripe for satire.
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Alcatraz 2.0: Trump’s MAGA Prison Island Plans Include Gold Toilets, Fox News in Every Cell
Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz as a federal prison. It's not just absurd—it's illegal, performative, and a chilling glimpse at authoritarian fantasy.
ICE Now Has Access to Your Medicaid Records — Because What Could Go Wrong?
ICE can now use Medicaid records to locate immigrants—even legal ones. Trump’s “healthcare policy” just became a deportation strategy with spreadsheets.
Epstein's Billion-Dollar Bankroll: The Pedo Ledger Nobody Wanted to Audit
Senator Wyden exposes $1.5B in Epstein-linked bank transfers. Trump says “move on”—but victims and facts say not so fast.
Trump’s “Made in America” Phone Is Made in Not-America—Oops
Trump’s new MAGA phone was supposed to be a “Made in America” symbol. It’s not. It’s foreign-made, branded in red hats, and dripping in hypocrisy.
Hawley Forgets He Voted to Punch Grandma, Then Campaigns to Save Her Teeth
Josh Hawley voted to cut Medicaid, then filed a bill to reverse it—because apparently the backlash from angry voters was louder than his loyalty to the budget.
The Cover-Up Presidency: Epstein Edition
MAGA demanded Epstein’s secrets. Now Trump says it’s a hoax, and Republicans are voting to keep the files hidden. The question is: who are they protecting?