Mike Johnson’s Blue Screen of Death: 2026 Could Crash the Trump Train

Mike Johnson’s “Blue Screen of Death” is Loading

WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Mike Johnson is officially freaking out. Why? Because he keeps warning his MAGA pals that if Democrats retake the House, Trump faces his third impeachment “on Day One” — and he’s not bluffing.

Let’s break down why this is basically a political panic attack in motion:

🎬 1. Trump’s Third Impeachment: The Trilogy Nobody Asked For

At this point, Trump’s impeachment saga feels like the latest Fast & Furious, a franchise nobody wanted but keeps watching. Johnson is already warning that if Democrats win, impeachment starts “on Day One.” It’s almost cute he thinks they’d wait that long.

💸 2. Tariffs: The Grocery Bill You Didn’t Ask For

Trump’s tariffs are basically passive-aggressive taxes on your grocery cart. They’ve hit things like steel, canned goods, and coffee beans — bumping your food costs by as much as 15%, and increasing overall inflation to 2.4%.

A Democratic House could start deflating these absurd surtaxes the moment they step in — maybe even selling them off at a garage sale.

🧱 3. The GOP Agenda: Dumpster-Bound

With Democrats in charge, MAGA could see its legislative wishlist turn into a paper airplane floated down the Hudson. Think fewer debt-ceiling tantrums, tax gimmicks, and campaign-branded hearings — and a lot more legislative resting.

🗳️ CALL TO ACTION: Make Mike Johnson Cry… Again

Folks: 2026 isn’t just another election year — it could be the year sanity returns.

• 🚫 No more foreign tax hits disguised as “patriotism.”
• 🚫 No more Trump sequels nobody asked for.
• 🚫 No more spectacle-driven governance.

Your vote for a Democratic House could delay Chaos Season 3.

➡️ Vote blue in 2026.
➡️ Tell your friends, neighbors, co-workers — and maybe their in-laws.
➡️ Let’s hit pause on this dumpster-fire train.