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Rob Yanes

Rob Yanes

United States

Founder of GOPocalypse Now. Satirist, political junkie, and democracy defender. Calling out authoritarianism with facts, fire, and a little bit of sarcasm.

Donald Trump in a lavish museum painting over the word “impeachment” on a portrait of a dictator, with other authoritarian leaders’ portraits lining the gallery walls.

Trump Joins the Dictator History Rewrite Club: Smithsonian Edition

Trump wants to rewrite Smithsonian history for America’s 250th birthday, joining a long list of dictators who edited the past to control the future.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth

Pete Hegseth’s Patriarchy Playbook: Defense Secretary Suggests Women Voting Was Just a Cute Experiment

When the guy with nuclear launch codes starts sharing pastor sermons about why women shouldn’t vote, it’s not just a red flag—it’s the whole Christian nationalist parade. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest “patriarchy over democracy” moment proves the Handmaid’s Tale isn’t fiction anymore.

Trump, Lady Justice burning in golden authoritarian White House scene

Dictatorship Lite™: Trump Uses DOJ to Investigate the Woman Who Beat Him in Court—Because He Can

Trump weaponizes DOJ to go after NY AG Letitia James—the woman who beat him in court—because revenge is the only policy he hasn’t flip-flopped on. Welcome to the Banana MAGA Republic.

Trump delivering a sermon inside the Capitol as religion overtakes democracy

I Told You So: Trump’s Evangelical Crusade Just Proved the Theocracy Is Already Here

Trump’s latest faith-based policies confirm what we warned about: Christian nationalism isn’t hypothetical—it’s official. Churches can now endorse candidates, and the line between faith and law is vanishing fast.

MTG demands clemency for George Santos in absurd GOP hypocrisy parade

Free George Santos! Says MTG, Who’s Apparently Now the Patron Saint of Felons

Marjorie Taylor Greene wants George Santos pardoned, calling his 7-year sentence a “grave injustice.” Because in MAGA-land, crime is only bad if you’re poor, brown, or vote blue. Fraud? That’s just Republican flair.

A shattered television showing PBS and NPR logos, surrounded by Republican officials cutting funding documents.

The Republican Party Just Killed Public Media—Because an Educated America Is Their Worst Nightmare

The GOP didn’t cut funding to PBS and NPR to save money—they did it to silence facts, punish education, and erase the public’s right to know.

GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast: Tariffs, Tyrants, and a Big Mac Meltdown

GOPocalypse Now Weekly Roast: Tariffs, Tyrants, and a Big Mac Meltdown

Tariffs, tantrums, and totalitarian thirst traps — this week’s GOPocalypse Roast covers Trump’s economic dumpster fire, mass deportation drama, and Project 2025’s latest creep toward fascism. Welcome to the satire survival guide you didn’t know you needed.