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Rob Yanes

Rob Yanes

United States

Founder of GOPocalypse Now. Satirist, political junkie, and democracy defender. Calling out authoritarianism with facts, fire, and a little bit of sarcasm.

A Statement Against Political Violence

We condemn political violence in all forms. The death of Charlie Kirk is a tragedy. We extend condolences to his family and friends and reaffirm that political disagreements must never be resolved through violence.

Trumpocalypse Morning Roast: Stone Crab Authoritarianism, Epstein’s Birthday Note & Trump’s Global Tantrums

Trumpocalypse Morning Roast: Stone Crab Authoritarianism, Epstein’s Birthday Note & Trump’s Global Tantrums

Trump brags about 2,200 D.C. arrests over stone crab claws, denies writing Epstein’s creepy birthday note, freezes $5B in foreign aid, and pisses off allies. Plus, NATO scrambles jets as the world watches America’s chaos breakfast unfold.

Editorial image of a candle illuminating Epstein case files on a courtroom table, representing justice, transparency, and solidarity with survivors.

Commentary: Why This Trump–Epstein Document Matters

The disputed Trump–Epstein “birthday book” page is about more than politics. It’s about women who were exploited and silenced. I stand with survivors and call for truth and justice.

Cartoon viruses waving next to a ‘Welcome to Florida’ sign, symbolizing Ron DeSantis ending childhood vaccine mandates.

Florida Bans Childhood Vaccines: DeSantis Invites Polio, Measles, and Mumps Back to the Sunshine State

Ron DeSantis just made Florida the first state to scrap all childhood vaccine mandates. Forget science—say hello to measles yearbook photos, polio football games, and chickenpox ragers. Florida: where herd immunity dies and herd stupidity thrives.

Political cartoon of a classroom where “LGBTQ” and “Gender” are being erased from a chalkboard labeled Sex Ed by a MAGA eraser, symbolizing censorship.

Trump’s War on Sex Ed: Because Ignorance Is the New Abstinence

Trump’s admin told 40 states: erase LGBTQ+ and gender identity from sex ed or lose $81M in funding. Ignorance isn’t abstinence—it’s authoritarian education policy straight out of Project 2025’s playbook.

Handmaid’s Tale–inspired image of religious takeover at the U.S. Capitol

Project 2025 Explained: Doug Wilson, Christian Nationalism & Trump’s Real-Life Handmaid’s Tale

“Theocracy isn’t scary,” says Pastor Doug Wilson. Backed by Project 2025, his vision would gut civil rights, ban abortion, and turn America into a theocracy in khakis—proof that Gilead isn’t fiction, it’s policy in the making.

Illustration of Americans from all walks of life standing together at the Capitol, holding the Constitution to defend democracy against authoritarian threats.

Trump Isn’t Saving America — He’s Strangling It Like a Dictator-in-Waiting

Trump isn’t “fighting for you.” He’s testing how far he can go in shredding the Constitution and consolidating power. This is not politics — it’s dictatorship in the making.