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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Cartoon illustration of voters in line at a Voter ID Checkpoint with stacks of documents; official stamping "REJECTED" while mail ballots fly from a broken mail truck.

Trump’s Voter Crackdown Fails (Again)

Trump tried to make voting harder than renewing your license. A federal judge reminded him the Constitution still exists. Spoiler: Trump loses (again).

Graphic reads “Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip” with a red crown inside a parody DHS badge.

Homeland Security or Homeland Circus? Kristi Noem’s California Power Trip

Kristi Noem isn’t securing the border — she’s running MAGA theater at DHS: troops, arrests, and authoritarian cosplay in California. No Kings. No Dictators. Ever.

Protesters hold signs reading "No Kings," "Defend Democracy," and "One Nation, No Dictators" beneath a red crown symbol, emphasizing resistance to authoritarianism.

OPINION: No Kings — The Protest That MAGA Can't Handle

The No Kings protests aren't about tantrums — they're about defending democracy from the authoritarian rot MAGA keeps spreading. This isn’t a game. This is the line.

Satirical cartoon of Rand Paul, toddler banned from picnic, debt ceiling thermometer, tanks, and Trump waving from a gold picnic table in front of White House with $5 trillion admission sign.

Rand Paul’s “Incredibly Petty” Picnic Drama: The RSVP Heard Round The Swamp

Rand Paul’s picnic invitation turns into political blackmail. Trillions fly, tanks roll, and toddlers get evicted. Welcome to 2025.

Satirical subway train labeled “Ego Express” mocking GOP proposal to rename DC Metro “Trump Train” under Florida Congressman Greg Steube’s WMAGA Act.

🚇 All Aboard the Ego Express: Republicans Want to Rename D.C. Metro the "Trump Train"

Florida GOP proposes renaming DC Metro the “Trump Train” in latest MAGA stunt — because fixing public transit is apparently less important than worshipping Dear Leader.

Trump’s birthday parade fantasy rolls over democracy as protesters with “No Kings” signs remind America we don’t do monarchs.

TRUMP TO HIJACK ARMY’S 250th BIRTHDAY WITH A GIANT, FLAG-WRAPPED EGO PARADE

Trump is hijacking the Army’s 250th birthday with tanks, tantrums, and tactical cosplay — but the No Kings protest is ready to burst his birthday balloon.

Silencing the Truth: ABC News Just Showed Us What Cowardice Looks Like

ABC News has parted ways with veteran journalist Terry Moran after he publicly criticized Trump and Stephen Miller. The firing raises urgent questions about press freedom, media cowardice, and what it really means to speak truth in a time of rising authoritarianism.