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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

A tower of red MAGA hats stacked like Jenga blocks, each labeled with a Trump lie like “Mexico will pay” and “Biggest crowd,” symbolizing instability built on falsehoods.

“Believe Me!” — The Lies That Built the Brand - Part 1

Donald Trump didn’t just lie—he industrialized it. In Part 1 of our satirical deep dive, we explore how Trump turned disinformation into a political brand

A man with a tense expression grips a chain-link fence topped with razor wire at a detention camp, with a tent in the background under a cloudy sky.

This Is How It Starts: America’s War on Immigrants Is a National Shame

Immigrants built this country—but MAGA leaders are vilifying them, again. From Irish hate to Everglades detention camps, history is repeating itself.

Satirical cartoon of a hand painting the White House gold, with wind turbines in the background and a grandfather clock on the lawn.

Tariffs, Tiaras & Theocracy: Trump’s Cabinet Meeting Was a Cringe Renaissance

Trump’s July 8 Cabinet meeting was a masterclass in chaos: church endorsements go political, copper and drug tariffs skyrocket, and Trump declares war on wind—again. All while redecorating the White House like it’s a Mar-a-Lago annex.

Composite image showing Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein together, beside a redacted folder labeled “TOP SECRET,” with bold text accusing Trump of hiding Epstein-related files.

The Epstein Files Trump Forgot to Declassify (Because He’s in Them?)

Trump once called Epstein a “terrific guy.” Then filled his Cabinet with people who protected him. Then Epstein died in federal custody. But sure—tell me again how Trump’s the guy who’s gonna “drain the swamp.”

Image of an official White House letter dated July 7, 2025, from President Donald Trump to Japan’s Prime Minister, filled with erratic grammar, random capitalizations

Trump’s Japan Letter Proves He’s as Good at Diplomacy as He Is at Grammar

Donald Trump just sent a letter to Japan’s Prime Minister that reads like a drunk AI wrote it after watching Fox Business for ten minutes. It's not policy. It's not diplomacy. It's word salad soaked in ego and printed on White House letterhead.

Cartoon-style illustration of Elon Musk in a T-shirt speaking at a podium labeled "America Party," with an American flag backdrop.

BREAKING: Elon Musk Launches “America Party,” Declares War on Trump, Pants, and Budget Math

Elon Musk just launched the “America Party” to take on Trump, ditch pants, and reinvent democracy with crypto, AI, and a Neuralink-powered meme army.

Mock screenshot of a rebranded government website titled “Gaslight.gov,” featuring Trump White House branding and a headline promoting the debunked COVID-19 lab leak theory.

Welcome to Gaslight.gov: Trump Hijacks Covid.gov to Peddle Lab-Leak Lies

Covid.gov is now “Gaslight.gov.” Trump’s White House quietly replaced America’s COVID resource hub with a partisan page pushing the lab leak theory. What was once public health has become political revisionism. Here's what you need to know.