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Bob Robertson

Bob Robertson

United States

Satirical writer exposing political absurdity one punchline at a time. Creator of GOPocalypse Now. If it sounds fake, it probably happened—and I’m here to make it funnier.

Cartoon illustration of a sad man in a "Hetero Fest" shirt holding a "Straight Pride" sign with a thumbs-down icon

Straight Outta Ideas: Boise’s ‘Hetero Awesome Fest’ Flops Harder Than a Dad Joke at Pride

Boise’s “Hetero Awesome Fest” was supposed to celebrate straight pride and traditional values. Instead, it tanked harder than a soggy lawn chair at a drag brunch. We unpack the cringe, the counter-event, and what happens when your festival could’ve just been an email.

President Trump lounging in a royal bed as bombs drop outside.

Bombs, Blame & Bedtime: President Trump’s Foreign Policy Enters Its Pajama Phase

After bombing Iran, cursing out Israel, and crashing in a Dutch royal palace, President Trump redefines diplomacy as a mix of airstrikes, profanity, and silk pajamas. NATO watches—horrified.

“Donald Trump flashing a peace sign in front of bomb craters and smoke, with title 'Midnight Hammered: Trump’s Iran Strike Misses Everything but the Sand'”

Midnight Hammered: Trump Bombs Iran, Claims Victory, Misses Everything.

In Operation Midnight Hammer, Trump bombs Iran, claims it was a massive success, and misses every actual target. Even the sand is confused. This satirical deep dive exposes the smoke, mirrors, and bomb craters of yet another empty chest-thumping spectacle.

Satirical image of Ten Commandments written on a chalkboard in a modern classroom

Louisiana Declares War… on Empty Walls

When lawmakers can’t fix education, they fix the décor. Louisiana’s brilliant new plan? Replace critical thinking with biblical calligraphy. What could go wrong?